Story 1

 

Gather around kids cause mama is gonna tell you a short horror story that occured when this chick right here made a poor life decision on an impulse. 

So, the story starts on a quaint friday evening (Sep 12) when I was swinging on my jhoola , just thinking about the general direction in which my life is moving (which is nowhere if you are interested) when my baboon brain of an ass thought "You know what you are missing Soumya? A nose ring! Yep you need a third hole on your nose cos it is not minding its own business ,so to keep it busy  let us put a ring on it baby".

And before my Jughead of a brain could speak for my general self preservation , I was at the jeweler's ready to get my nose pierced.

Now children, you all know that guns are bad. Hand guns, machine guns , piercing guns all of em .. If you see a GUN 🔫 you RUN 🏃‍♂️.  The jeweler an 18 something year old boy suggested that a  quick and effortless way to get the nose piereced while maintaining "social distancing " is to do it using a GUN.

Better sense should have prevailed my lil friends ,yes.. but mama right here has an  IQ in the range of a teaspoon 🙂.

I said a freaking yes to that and got my nose pierced using a piercing gun.

Fasten your seat belts  and grab your popcorns bitches , this story is gonna be a wild ride from here.

I came home happy with a nice well pierced nose and a diamond stud on it . I wanted to click a selfie ( I should have when the good times lasted 🙂) but didn't.

On Sat morning all was well. No pain on the nose, stud shone brighter than my future ever will . By evening  it started hurting a bit, even bled a lil. Googled my symptoms , my diagnosis ranged from side effects of piercing ( normal,happens) to cancer...

I said nuf googling I am one tough cookie ,will get through this. By Sun morning my nose had turned such  bright red  that Rudolph mailed me asking for tips..

By that evening my nose stud had vanished and that's when I realised that shit has hit the ceiling and has splattered all over my life.

The stud had made a bigger hole on my nose and sunken into my skin. Basically my bright diamond was now somewhere lodged inside the nose cartilage .

Long story short, consulted an ENT specialist who was amused that I was ROFLING at my own plight with a septic nose, gave assurance that she has seen bizzare cases ( I am not one of a kind story guys🤘) and told us that the only way to take it out was through a minorrrr surgery (fun times🤣).

Brave mama nodded like she did at the jeweler's, and laughed even harder during the extraction of a foreign body lodged inside her nose because all she could think of was " Naak katake aai hai" .

Anyhoo all is well now, the nose is healing , I am on antibiotics and something for common sense..My husband want a pain killer cause I have been a pain in his A .

Everything is back to "normal" at the Nambiar household until Mama Nambiar comes up with something new.

Moral of story- Guns are bad so is lack of common sense.